Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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