how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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