So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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