and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most