Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize