margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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