so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't deserve a penis
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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