Hey man sorry I got all grabby
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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