There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
