...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My vagina just clenched in fear
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
