Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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