You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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