She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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