wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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