Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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