I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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