Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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