No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's blow job season.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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