she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the day after is always just damage control
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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