i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.