There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?