he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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