I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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