so explain again why im purple
no
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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