using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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