Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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