If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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