Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Found your dick twin last night
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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