8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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