if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The ass gains better be worth it
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