is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
