just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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