have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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