i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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