I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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