good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
