just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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