i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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