hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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