I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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