Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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