I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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