you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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