sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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