Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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