Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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