So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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