new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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