I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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