it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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