i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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