I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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