My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We don't watch enough power rangers
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
If its not for food we ain't going out.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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