Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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