508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I want to be your penis for a week.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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