I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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