The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You work out of a Hotel?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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